Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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