You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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