At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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