It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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