We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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