I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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