Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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