So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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