Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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