But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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