Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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