when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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