she looked like the before picture.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.