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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.

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• (415): View more from California

  i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.

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