Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting married
To pizza
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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