Do vagina's smell?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Dating After Heartbreak
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.