Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.