dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
How's your threesome situation going?
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?