Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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