So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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