Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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