if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Your penis caused this!
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