This dress was meant to end up on your floor
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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