i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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