ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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