Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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