this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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