Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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