In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB