I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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