I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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