How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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