This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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