Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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