Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize