This dress was meant to end up on your floor
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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