I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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