ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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