This girl is more easily done than said...
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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