We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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