After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.