I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT