I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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