Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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