if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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