I love black thongs
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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