I got chris browned last night
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Randomize
