Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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