She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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