I wish I only lived at night.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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