There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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