I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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