Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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